DildoAny cylindrically shaped object used for sexual stimulation (usually via insertion). |
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 Remember
when you were just a young adolescent girl lusting after all the budding
studs in your 5th period homeroom class? I used to dream about
a boy named Devon with milk chocolate skin and round sweet eyes who’d come
to pick me up after class in his cute red hotrod and take me for the ride
of my life. Unfortunately, that dream never came true. And thankfully
those hormone-in-overdrive days are gone!
Although making it to full fledged adulthood has brought unpleasant effects such as taxes, caffeine and car payments, there are a few bonuses. I do have the privilege of acquiring my very own adult toys, a naughty twist from plain old Ken. My favorite these days is the Hot Rod dildo in fire-engine red. Besides the fabulous color, it has shapely ridges and is very firm. I might as well nickname him the hard-on that won’t quit! One of its best qualities is the material it’s made of: silicone. Don’t think fake boobs, imagine a material that can be boiled to disinfect and warms up to your body temperature. It is invariably better than that squishy pink jelly stuff that smells funny and is hard as heck to clean. Silicone is also a sensitive girl’s wet dream, because it doesn’t have porous skin to harbor any funky bacteria. It is simply the best stuff around for getting down. My favorite ride is this little guy coupled with the big mama vibrator, the Hitachi Magic Wand, a.k.a. the Cadillac of Vibrators. Although this dildo is good all on its own, I am one to focus on my clit (who isn’t?) and this vibe is steady and strong. The Hot Rod can be coupled with any number of vibrators, not just the caddy, or with just good old manual stimulation. What also impresses me about the Hot Rod is he’s firm enough and has just enough of a curve to rock on my G-spot if I want him to. If I had one dildo to choose from I think the Hot Rod would win the race. Not too big, slightly curved, remarkably firm and gives great stimulation of my urethral sponge with his yummy ridges. Have I mentioned that this guy even has a good price tag? Yes, it’s true. More than a Yugo but less than a Lexus, this bad boy is merely 31 smackers. And for the ladies that like their trip with a little more legroom or discretely compact, the Hot Rod comes in 3 sizes. My man is size two, but there are sizes one and three to further please. I pretty much use the Hot Rod with me, myself and I, but there is no reason not to use this fabulous piece of machinery in a harness for you and your lover. I’ve heard great things about Hottie number one, the little guy, for bending over your boyfriend for some free wheeling fun. So he’s got versatility on his side as well as charm. The Hot Rod is a refreshing change to the soft realistic
dildos that are more than a bore. He is stylish, curvy and damn cute which
is more than I can say for my last date. This delectable dildo is a ticket
to a hot evening with or without the convertible.
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